I Found These In My Garage

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 04/26/2018 at 14:35 • Filed to: None

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What Do I Do With Them?

I Do Not Have A Down Size Pick Ups

functionoverfashion > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:39

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Send them to me I’ll mount them to my E46 wagon because Rally Car. OK because I drive it like a rally car occasionally.

Takuro Spirit > functionoverfashion 04/26/2018 at 14:41

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$100 PayPal I Know What I Have

vicali > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:43

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I hear they make good cutting boards.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:44

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tape em to your forehead and call them eyebrows

cmill189 - sans Volvo > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:46

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1. List on Craigslist.

2. Tag with rally, evo, sti, wrx, st, fost, fist, rallyarmor, mazdaspeed, bro, stance, cool, everyotherfuckingcarthathasrallyarmororikeacuttingboardflaps.

3. Profit.

functionoverfashion > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:46

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But think of the exposure! I’m an internet celebrity, I don’t know if you knew that. I have *ahem* authorship on a little car blog? Called Oppositelock. There are literally tens of regular readers.

I’ll sit by the phone.

Takuro Spirit > cmill189 - sans Volvo 04/26/2018 at 14:50

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Just Like Rally Armor

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:50

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Glue them to the back of your thighs, and have the world’s first assless frontless chaps.

Takuro Spirit > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/26/2018 at 14:51

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Ass Flaps

Captain of the Enterprise > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:52

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I have a buddy with a lifted F250 that could probably use them.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 14:55

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You’re a downsize pickup

Dogsatemypants > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 15:01

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Halloween costume. Get a cardboard box, some suspenders, two flashlights, two bike reflectors. If you want to get fancy, wire in some turn signals on a tilt sensor.

Takuro Spirit > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 04/26/2018 at 15:01

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Dogsatemypants > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 15:02

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Or get many more and make plate armor.

gettingoldercarguy > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 15:02

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Put them around your toilet seat.

Dogsatemypants > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/26/2018 at 15:02

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Wouldn’t that be frontless assed chaps.

Takuro Spirit > gettingoldercarguy 04/26/2018 at 15:03

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Will they stop the toilet from running and overflowing out the handle hole?

>:(

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dogsatemypants 04/26/2018 at 15:05

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Presumably your cheeks would fit above here

Thus “assless”

Dogsatemypants > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 04/26/2018 at 15:07

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I concede the point. I think rather than gluing directly to ones self you might be able to put them on some sort of belt.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dogsatemypants 04/26/2018 at 15:25

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Frontless sub-ass chaps. The cheeks would be above the curve line, like the bulk of Africa bulging out over the Atlantic. Subequatorial chaps. Chappic of Capricorn.

Chariotoflove > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 15:39

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The obvious answer is that it’s time to buy a pickup.

Takuro Spirit > Chariotoflove 04/26/2018 at 15:43

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How Do I Down Size?

JCAlan > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 15:43

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oh boy

Takuro Spirit > JCAlan 04/26/2018 at 15:45

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gUsHi!

Chariotoflove > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 15:46

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Downsize? What does that have to do with buying another pickup? I don’t understand the question.

mazda616 > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 16:03

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Are you in the Malaise Motors group on Facebook? I swear I saw this posted on there.

Takuro Spirit > mazda616 04/26/2018 at 16:05

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I just posted it there lolol

gettingoldercarguy > Takuro Spirit 04/26/2018 at 16:13

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No, you need to eat 2 pounds of steak, half pound of cheese followed by a one cup of magnesium citrate.

It’s the power flush.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Chariotoflove 04/26/2018 at 18:54

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Read the label on the mudflaps...I’m buggered if I know what a down size pick up is either.

Chariotoflove > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 04/26/2018 at 18:59

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??

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Chariotoflove 04/26/2018 at 19:32

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OK. Yes. And now I want one...

Chariotoflove > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 04/26/2018 at 19:51

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Well you know where to get the mud flaps. Start there.

NojustNo > Takuro Spirit 04/27/2018 at 11:59

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Ears for a halloween costume?

This sounds like a Whos Line props challenge...